A penis, a pasta jar and Nobby's Beach

The Herald in Newcastle has reported the story of how a man got caught with his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar, near Nobby's Beach.

The Police were chasing 46 year old, Keith Roy Weatherley, after they suspected he was armed. Instead, they found his hands doing 'other' things - pleasuring himself with the jar. Finally, four officers managed to free the man's genitals by using batons and capsicum spray. Weatherley said the reason he resisted Police was because he wanted to make himself appear half-decent.

Still... how funny is this story. Could it be more d*ck-oriented?
One penis. One pasta jar. And it all happened near Nobby's Beach.

Are these the perfect ingredients for a successful man-to-hand relationship?

New 'time-out' zone for the drunk

As part of the Victorian Governments' 2am lock-out policy, there will now be a new 'time-out' zone for those who have had a little too much to drink. Volunteers in this 'zone' will be serving tea & coffee, and give the drunk a little lie down for those who are really sh*tfaced.

Ok, what difference will this make? I'm sure it will be full of nothing but vomite and drunk sleazebags. Surely not the place you would like to spend your Saturday night/Sunday morning.

Will this new concept work? Will we see something similar in NSW?

... Do you think people will sneak more alcohol into these new zones? ...

Mad Rush for the wrong horse

The 2008 Melbourne Cup has been raced and won by Bart Cummings horse, Viewed. But what about all the build up for Mad Rush? After all the media's push in promoting Mad Rush as the favourite, it came nowhere near finishing first.

So yes, that means a big payout for those who did put money on Viewed. But who did?

The first Tuesday in November is the one day of the year where everybody pretends to be a 'racing guru'. The only problem is that a lot of us tend to jump on the bandwagon a bit too often.